People are in the streets pillaging and rioting, there is no bread or milk to be seen on the grocery shelves. Is it the historic winter storm in the northeast? No sorry. People are armoring up their vehicles and barricading themselves in their homes. Twinkies are being consumed before they spoil when those that stockpiled them realize they had expiration dates. Is this the rise of the machines? Maybe. Get in line for your battery pod to power our new masters, Facebook is down. The machines are done collecting data to produce our simulated world so that they can rule the real one. This isn't the happy go lucky world found in the matrix, this world is filled with duck faced girls that are overly tan. There is nothing but reruns of reality shows on all channels. And someone is constantly performing an epic fail.
Wait what? Facebook is back on? Never mind, go back to watching cute kitties and post obnoxious meme pictures.
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